Beef Stroganoff
I remember the light of the refrigerator spilling out across my mother’s kitchen floor as I stood, overwhelmed and frozen, staring at the contents. The half-empty gallon of milk, the […]
The Florida Debacle
I will warn you, this is LONG. It is almost 8000 words long, which means many of you will not have the patience for it. But you should. It is […]
2752 words on a WiFi born friendship.
On Sunday, December 30, 2012 I boarded a plane and took off for Montreal. It was there I was to meet, for the very first time in person, Le Clown […]
creative masturbation techniques, for women.
Due to the overwhelming response received for the male version of creative masturbation techniques, it is only fair that the I divulge some of the secret techniques of women. That’s […]
home delivery : no hablo español
Back in a land far, far away, a space and time before husbands and children, there lived the former version of myself, Tracy Records. Just a single girl, designing t-shirts in a sweatshop, living paycheck to paycheck. With my overactive social life, my biggest worries were, “do I pay my […]
roll over and float
Sometimes I just have to get the fuck out of my own way. You see, I am somewhat of a control freak, and by somewhat, I mean total. I know […]
plenty of fish my ass : continued
Oh dear god. I just can’t stop, my naturally addictive personality is all over this like Prince Harry on the pink. Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? This is […]
plenty of fish my ass
OMFG! One of my very favorite pastimes is people watching. For true. I love to play the game My Life as strangers pass by. It’s a nifty little sociological study […]
tracy fulks 