annoyingly annoyed by that which is annoying.
I’m sorry. I’ve really been a shitty blogger friend, so preoccupied, distant, and unreliable. Like congress. I know, I’m an asshole like that sometimes, just ask my real friends. I […]
5 Things My 5 Year Old Has Said : Wyattisms
Logan is 8, Wyatt is 5. Wyatt says some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. He is weird. I would like to share some Wyattisms with you. Some […]
Writing Is Like Sex, Back to School, Coffee and Jesse Pinkman.
So here I sit in front of my computer, in an eerily quiet house because my kids are back in school, and for the first time all summer, I am […]
Fun Weekend Activities to Combat Suburban Malaise!
Sometimes, suburban malaise creeps in and can really drain your weekend, but not now! Here’s a list of ten, fabulous ideas to brighten anyone’s day! 1. Wear nothing except a […]
Childhood Bookmarks.
Kids these days. I’ll tell you, we are the most overprotective paranoid society of parents. What happened? When I was a kid, we rode our bikes, down a hill, without […]
go to jail.
I’ve gotta brag, I’ve never been to jail. Juvie, sure, but not actual jail. There are at least 47 occasions on which I should have been thrown in jail. Somehow […]
Hooray! It’s Naked Family Pyramid Time!
Hooray! It’s naked family pyramid time! Everybody stack up, genital to ass like a normal family! Let’s do it in black and white! Hurry so Mommy can get back […]
THE DIET AND FEEDING HABITS OF MOTHERFUCKING WOODPECKERS
Why do people say that I have a “foul mouth?” That is the stupidest expression I have ever heard. Foul? Really? I like to think of it as spicy, glittery, […]
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